EVERYONE’S DIFFERENT
One Guide is sitting on a chair reading a newspaper. She has socks on her hands and other clothing on back to front.
Pat: Hello Mary.
Mary: Hello Pat.
Pat: Do you always wear your clothes back to front?
Mary: Yes Pat.
Pat: Why do you do that Mary?
Mary: It’s my peculiarity. Everyone has some peculiarity Pat.
Pat: I don’t.
Mary: Don’t you stir your coffee with your right hand Pat?
Pat: Yes,Mary.
Mary: Well that is your peculiarity. Most people use a teaspoon.
HAIRCUT MACHINE
A Guide wearing a large wig enters a hairdresser and asks for a haircut.
The hairdresses asks her to pop her head into the haircut machine.(A large box)
The Guide puts her head in the haircut machine and there is much yelling and shouting, accompanied by sounds of machinery.
The GTuide switches her wig for a bathibg cap.
She removes her head from the machine and runs wildly offstage.
I GOTTA COLD
Patrol come tiptoeing out cautiously. Whatever is said is whispered loudly and passed down to the patrol second who replies and sends the whisper back up the line.
PATROL LEADER: That’s where I saw the ghost.
SECOND: Where?
PATROL LEADER: Near that tree.
SECOND: How big was it?
PATROL LEADER: About three metres tall.
SECOND: How long ago?
PATROL LEADER: Last year.
SECOND: Then why are we wispering?
PATROL LEADER: Because I gotta cold. All run off chasing the patrol leader.
No skit
Cast: Several Guides, one adult
Guide, alone stands on stage, crying loudly.
Second Guide approaches and sympathetically and asks what is wrong.
First whispers something in his ear.
Second starts to cry very loudly as well. Repeat until all are crying.
Adult approaches and asks what is wrong.
Guides look up and say: ”We don’t have a skit!”
Made Puns
Create using a play on words.Make three signs, Sign l. ONE MAID / Sign 2, MAID ONE SIGNS / Sign 3, MADE MADE ONE
ACT 1.
A Guide scans the horizon for someone. Hold up sign one.
ACT 2.
A young man kneels before the Guide imploring the Guide to marry him. After a short interval she nods her head. Hold up sign 2.
ACT 3.
The couple is standing before a minister.The man puts the ring on the Guide’s finger. Hold up sign 3.
The Belt skit.
cast ; two
Both characters are standing on stage, one standing quietly, the other rushing around in a panic, swatting the air, yelling: “Its all around me, its all around me!”
“What’s all around you? “My belt, of course!”
SONGS etc ‘C’
Where possible throughout the index of songs, chants, yells shirts etc has hand the prefixes ‘the’ or ‘a’ removed from the title.
Cheer- Countdown, Insect
Closing :
The Fairy Godmother mime.
The Leader pretends to be the fairy godmother and the Guides pretend to do all of the changes.
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