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Hazelwood and Churchill (Victoria, Australia) local Girl Guide information noticeboard.

Little chicken song

Oh. I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I nibbed hot oil up and down his leg (repeat)

And the darn little chicken layod a Fu Yong ogg

Chorus.

A Fu Yong egg, a Fu Yong egg

The darn little chicken layecl a Fu Yong egg.

Oh, I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I rubbed hot water up and down his leg (repeat)

And the dam little chicken layed a hard boiled egg

Chorus.

A hard boiled egg. a hard boiled egg

The darn little chicken layed a hard boiled egg.

Oh. I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I rubbed some chicken up and down his leg (repeat)

And the darn little chicken layed a chicken in an egg.

Chorus.

A chicken in an egg, a chicken in an egg

The darn little chicken layed a chicken in an egg

Oh, I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I rubbed a digger up and down his leg (repeat)

And the darn little chicken layed a holey egg

Chorus.

A holey egg, a holey egg

The dam little chicken layed a holey egg

Oh. I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I rubbed a bus up and down his leg (repeal)

And the darn little cliicken layed a busted egg

Chorus.

A busted egg, a busted egg

The dam little chicken layed a busted egg.

Oh, I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I nibbed a rooster up and down his leg (repeat)

And the dam little chicken layed a fertile egg

Chorus.

A fertile egg. a fertile egg

The darn lillle chicken layed a fertile egg

Oh. I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I nibbed hot chocolate up and down liis leg (repent)

And the darn little chicken layed a Easter egg

Chorus

A Easter egg. a Easter egg

The darn little chicken layed an Easter egg.

Oh. I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So ! nibbed some gold up and down his leg (repeal)

the darn little cluckcn layed a golden egg

Chorus.

A golden  egg. a golden egg

The darn little chicken layed a golden egg.

Oh.  I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

I nibbed some grapes up and down liis leg (repeal )

the dam little chicken layed a red wine egg.

A red wine egg. a red wine egg

T’he darn little chicken laved a red wine eae.

Oh. I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I nibbed a jumper up and down his leg (repeat)

And the darn little chicken layed a jumping egg

Chorus.

A jumping egg. a jumping egg

The dam little chicken layed a jumping egg

Oh, I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t Iay an egg

So 1 pulled its leg and 1 pulled its neck (repeat)

And the dam little chicken layed a busied egg

Chorus.

A busted egg. a busted egg

The darn little chicken layed a busied egg

Oh, I had a little chicken and it wouldn’t lay an egg

So I nibbed myself up and down his leg (repeat}

And the dam little chicken layed a perfect egg

Chorus.

A perfect egg. a perfect egg.

The dam little chicken layed a perfect egg

Oh. I had a little chicken and il wouldn’t lay an egg.

So I rubbed some fruit up and down his leg (repeal)

The darn httle chicken layed a fruity egg

Chorus.

A fruity egg. a fruity egg

The dam little chicken layed a fruity egg.

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Micheal row the boat ashore

CHORUS:

Michael, row the boat ashore,

halleluja.

Michael, row the boat ashore,

halleluja.

Verse 1

Sister, help to trim the sail,

halleluja,

sister help to tria the sail,

halleluja.

Verse 2

Brother, won’t you give a hand?

halleluja ,

steer this boat to the Promised Land,

halleluja.

Jordan’s deep and Jordan’s wide,

halleluja,

Verse 3

Oil and honey on the other side,

halleluja.

Michael, row the boat ashore,

halleluja,

Michael, row ‘the boat ashore,

halleluja.

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MORNING HAS BROKEN

Morning has broken like the first morning   ,

Blackbird has spoken like the first bird.

Praise for the singing,praise for the morning

Praise for them spring fresh from the word.

Sweet the rains new fall,sunlit from heaven

Like the first dew fall on the first grass

Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden

Sprung in completeness where His feet pass.

Mine is the sunlight,mine is the morning

Born of the one light Eden saw play

Praise with elation,praise ev’ry morning,

God’s recreation of the new day.

Repeat first verse.

The Australian Hymn Book SONG

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MUSICAL FUN IN PATROLS


(Roughly one hour preparation)

Give each patrol a box containing a cassette player, sheets with the words of a song, (Tails, Yellow Bird, Jamaica Farewell, Three Pirates) a tape with music of the song, card­board tubes, string, textas, crepe paper, dressing up gear, and sheet of instructions which might say:

• Go to patrol home. Each girl read words of song while you play tape a couple of times. Try to learn words and music.

• Choose two people, using material available, to make simple instruments, decorate and practice playing along with the music.

• Two people work out simple dance steps and rhythm on actions which fit the music.

Two people practice singing song, and help make costumes for dancers, and masks for themselves and musicians.

Put the item together and practice with the music.

When you’re all ready we’ll have a concert, each patrol in turn per­forming its item.

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MY GAL’S A CORKER


My girl’s a corker, she’s a bushwalker,

I buy her everything to keep her in style.

She’s got a lovely nose,

Just like rubber hose,

That’s where all my money goes,

Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah,

Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah pah.

2    She’s got such lovely lip’s, Just like potato chips.

3    She’s got such lovely shoulder’s Just like two monstrous boulders.

4   She’s got such lovely hips, Just like battleships.

5   She’s got such lovely legs, Just like two whisky keys.

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No skit


Cast:     Several Guides, one adult

Guide, alone stands on stage, crying loudly.

Second Guide approaches and sympathetically and asks what is wrong.

First whispers something in his ear.

Second starts to cry very loudly as well. Repeat until all are crying.

Adult   approaches   and   asks   what   is wrong.

Guides look up and say:  “We don’t have a skit!”

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Oh Bonzo yell

Oh Bonzo

Oh Buffalo Bonzo

Oh Buffalo Buffalo Bonzo

(Shriek) Eeee-k.

Getting louder at each yell

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PEACE OF THE RIVER


Peace I ask of thee oh river,

peace, peace, peace.

When I learn to live serenely cares will cease.

From the hills I gather courage,

Vision of the day to be,

Strength to lead and faith to follow,

All are given unto me.

Peace I ask of thee oh river,

peace, peace, peace.

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Made Puns

Create using a play on words.Make three signs, Sign l.  ONE MAID / Sign 2,  MAID ONE SIGNS /  Sign 3, MADE MADE ONE

ACT 1.

A Guide scans the horizon for someone.                                                                                                                                   Hold up sign one.

ACT 2.

A young man kneels before the Guide imploring the Guide to marry him.  After a short interval she nods her head.    Hold up sign 2.

ACT 3.

The couple is standing before a minister.The man puts the ring on the Guide’s finger.                                                           Hold up sign 3.

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ROCK MY SOUL


Rock my soul on the bosom of Abraham.

Rock my soul on the bosom of Abrahram

Rock my seal on the bosom of Abrahram

0 rock-a my soul.

Too high, you can’t get over it.

Too low, you can’t get under it,

Too wide, you can’t get round it,

Gotta go throuqh the gates to Heaven.

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