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Hazelwood and Churchill (Victoria, Australia) local Girl Guide information noticeboard.

EVERYONE’S DIFFERENT

One Guide is sitting on a chair reading a newspaper. She has socks on her hands and other clothing on back to front.

Pat:   Hello Mary.

Mary:   Hello Pat.

Pat:  Do you always wear your clothes back to front?

Mary:  Yes Pat.

Pat:   Why do you do that Mary?

Mary: It’s my peculiarity. Everyone has some peculiarity Pat.

Pat:   I don’t.

Mary: Don’t you stir your coffee with your right hand Pat?

Pat:   Yes,Mary.

Mary: Well that is your peculiarity. Most people use a teaspoon.

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No skit


Cast:     Several Guides, one adult

Guide, alone stands on stage, crying loudly.

Second Guide approaches and sympathetically and asks what is wrong.

First whispers something in his ear.

Second starts to cry very loudly as well. Repeat until all are crying.

Adult   approaches   and   asks   what   is wrong.

Guides look up and say:  “We don’t have a skit!”

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Made Puns

Create using a play on words.Make three signs, Sign l.  ONE MAID / Sign 2,  MAID ONE SIGNS /  Sign 3, MADE MADE ONE

ACT 1.

A Guide scans the horizon for someone.                                                                                                                                   Hold up sign one.

ACT 2.

A young man kneels before the Guide imploring the Guide to marry him.  After a short interval she nods her head.    Hold up sign 2.

ACT 3.

The couple is standing before a minister.The man puts the ring on the Guide’s finger.                                                           Hold up sign 3.

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The Belt skit.

cast ; two

Both characters are standing on stage, one standing quietly, the other rushing around in a panic, swatting the air, yelling:   “Its all around me, its all around me!”

“What’s all around you? “My belt, of course!”

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Catergories not included so far maybe

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